Shopping Tips for Men

Blessed is the man who orders a pizza so his woman won’t have to cook after HER long day of shopping.

Blessed is the man who knows a new car is not a gift UNLESS he can pay cash for it.

Blessed is the man who knows a puppy should join the family AFTER the craziness of the holidays, not DURING.

Blessed is the man who guesses small on sizes.

Blessed is the man who includes a gift receipt in the box. She’s going to return it after Christmas anyway.

Blessed is the man who knows it’s no shame to pay for someone else to wrap the gift.

Blessed is the man who knows ballroom dance lessons make a terrific gift. (Yes, he has to go, too.)

Blessed is the man who knows anything that can be stored in the pantry does not a gift make.

Blessed is the man who knows anything made of flannel does not a gift make.

Blessed is the man who knows a romance novel fits in every woman’s Christmas stocking and he’ll be the beneficiary.

Blessed is the man who knows his woman will be happy to tell him what she wants but he’ll have to listen closely.

Blessed is the man who knows spa gift certificates are always welcome!

Blessed is the man who knows anything with a power cord attached is NOT a gift.

Blessed is the man who knows lingerie must be comfortable in order to be considered a gift.

Blessed is the man who knows a present that sucks (i.e. a vacuum cleaner) does not a true present make.

Blessed is the man who knows jewelry always fits!

Blessed is the man who knows demonstrations of love throughout the whole year are better than any gift under the tree.

Now it’s YOUR turn. Do you have a shopping tip for the man in your life?

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2 thoughts on “Shopping Tips for Men

  1. Barbara Britton says:

    Have to say, I was in Victoria’s Secret this morning getting some “normal” scented lotions for my nephew’s girlfriend and I was the only woman in the check out line–right behind a guy decked out in Packer garb (yes, I’m in WI). This was a first for me to be the one woman in VS. Lingerie seems to be a popular gift.

    1. Mia Marlowe says:

      And the Packers have given you plenty to cheer about this year, haven’t they?

      VS gives guys a reason to cheer too, I guess.

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